Sauron the Sorcerer and the Rings of Mass Destruction

Today's Daypop browsing led me to a lovely little political commentary entitled "Peace in Middle Earth in our time." While I can still read the article as both the satire and parody it's meant to be, my eyes were prejudiced today by a little bit more zangband playing: today one of the stores was selling wooden statues of Sauron the Sorcerer. I just hope that, whenever I meet Sauron in the depths of the dungeons, he really has "destroyed his Rings of Mass Destruction (RMD)."

(Truly, I won't keep posting on ZAngband. Much. It doesn't usually have this many topic references for me as it had in the past 2 days.)