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There was no fortune in my fortune cookie tonight. Other than careless production techniques, what might this mean?


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Feb. 8th, 2009 11:26 pm (UTC)
Maintain current course and speed.
Feb. 9th, 2009 12:04 am (UTC)
Incoming! Random evasive manoeuvres!
Feb. 9th, 2009 12:18 am (UTC)
I got yours. I frequently get five or six in mine. I'm some sort of fortune vortex
Feb. 9th, 2009 12:29 am (UTC)
I was going to say you were unfortunate, then I noticed you'd beaten me to it in your post heading. Rats! :)
Feb. 9th, 2009 12:40 am (UTC)

As Lawrence of Arabia put it (in the film): Nothing is Written.
Feb. 9th, 2009 01:35 am (UTC)
That's what I was going to say, too. Nothing is written.
Feb. 9th, 2009 12:51 am (UTC)
It means that you are the master of your own destiny, perhaps one of the few people in the world who has no ordained fate. Empires will rise and fall around you (and C.)...

Or perhaps it was just a production error.

Feb. 9th, 2009 03:17 am (UTC)
Foxes got to it first.

(Perhaps they tied it to a tree already. Which you do to make good fortunes come true. And, to make bad fortunes not come true. Convenient, that way.)
Feb. 9th, 2009 11:52 am (UTC)
It means you got a small extra dose of fibre in your diet. And some ink.
Feb. 9th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
You have free will! Write your own fortune (but use it wisely).
Feb. 15th, 2009 02:47 pm (UTC)
My friend Angus once got a cookie with no fortune in it, in Halifax, NS. As he was awaiting a liver transplant at the time, he was made a little uneasy by the incident.

Coincidentally, his father was having Chinese food at home (in Sackville, N.B.) that same evening, and got a cookie with two fortunes. Later that night, the transplant unit (in Halifax) got a liver, and tried to page Angus (also in Halifax, but his pager only worked in N.B.) When they couldn't reach him, they tried calling his father, eventually woke him (he'd taken a sleeping pill), so he could call Angus and his mother at the hotel and tell them to get to the hospital; then he had to get a lift with a friend to get to Halifax, because Angus and his Mom had the family car.
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